Literature
Damsel Talk: Peach and Zelda
Zelda finished her tea in a small private cafe located in Nintendo Land, at the same time she flexed her limbs a bit after enduring another damsel session with Ganondorf. As she poured herself another cup, Princess Peach soon hurried up to the table being a bit breathless. "S-Sorry I'm late, Mario slipped on some ice in world 7-3 and had to start over, plus Bowser really went ham with the speech this time..." Peach said while rubbing her arms as Zelda gave her a sheepish look. "Extra tight on the bindings this time?" Zelda asked as Peach sat down and poured herself a cup of soothing tea. "Yeah, he's been working on his knots which in turns pulls on the rope more, I'd at least ask him to get a better cloth for a gag, but he always gets dump into the lava at the end, my lips are getting so chapped..." Peach sighed. "At least he stays with cloth, Ganondorf has been getting into ball gags..." Zelda sighed annoyed. "Try a shell gag and then complain," Peach said taking a sip. "Is